The United States of Ooferian Farmer Army 14 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.825 billion Ooferian Farmer Army 14ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 34.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ooferian Farmer Army 14ian economy, worth 157 trillion banks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,881 banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', retired racing cards are served truffles for breakfast, and powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ooferian Farmer Army 14's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ooferian Farmer Army 14 is ranked 263,097^th in the world and 9,588^th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 59 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.